My mom’s friend has a daughter the same age as me, and she’s a bitch that has had 3748653746 boyfriends, and she knows that i’ve never had one, so today her and her mother asked me: So… do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Her: I bet he’s so stupid. HA! I have one and he’s the most popular guy in school…
Me: Oh yes? Mine’s british and he’s in a boyband, he came here with his other 4 bandmates and we fell in love, oh and I’m really close friends with the other lads too.
Her: Wh-what?
Her mother: Oh God! I’m so happy for you! A british boy! That’s so cool!
My mum:
Me:
WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING NOTES OMG
HAHA SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO XD
Hi, We’re One Direction. We’ve have changed your sleeping patterns, lowered your grades & exploded your ovaries. But you still love us.
(Source: imagine-with-1d)
I’m insecure, I know what for. I’m not Danielle, 32 or Eleano-o-or but that’s okay because they’re gay, the boys wouldn’t love me anyw-a-ay. Everyone else knows that they’ll never love me, everyone else but meeee. Baby I love them so much you don’t understand they way I’m completely dedicated to this band. The way they don’t even know that I exist or the way they complete fan-girls life’s to the fullest. I don’t know-oh-oh I don’t know how far I’d go-oh-oh. If only you could live my life you’d understand how it’s so hard to sleep at night. Knowing One Direction is on the same planet as me, I don’t know-oh-oh, I don’t know how far i’d go-oh-oh I’m really kind of miserable.
ohmygod. this. this is so effin’ beautiful. MAY SIMON COWELL BLESS YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, WHOEVER CREATED THIS.
(Source: 5-boys1-dream)
